pussyvultures:

I have so many questions

pussyvultures:

I have so many questions

nitefrost83:

me trying not to swear..

Anonymous asked: so I'm muslim and i'm not virgin. There's a guy who fucked me lol and his friend found out and now he's like ''you're not a real muslim'' ''you shouldnt be like that'' and I dont know what to do...

gothhabibti:

lmao fuck him he’s ignorant !
virginity doesn’t even exist anyway, sexuality and reproduction have been around LONG before the CONCEPT of marriage even existed. often times people were expected to abstain so the identity of the father would be known for certain, and now we have these things called paternity tests sooo.,

also in terms of faith, if you really feel like you wronged Allah, it’s none of that kids business. Allah is the most merciful and forgiving being and the opinion of some ignorant punk is irrelevant. you are a Muslim as long you have faith and humility in Allah’s eyes.

if you feel bad, you can ask for forgiveness. if you’re genuine, you’ll be forgiven. that’s it

officialunitedstates:

me when I go to an art gallery:  that’s not art

me when I see a shopping cart rolling around in the wind: now thats art

The city looks so peaceful from up here.
Anything is peaceful from one thousand three hundred and fifty three feet.

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)

why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

New research shows 0.6% of rape allegations are false.

and for those interested, you can find the report HERE

Just in case any dudebros are unclear on what this means: it means that your buddy who totally just had some bitch trying to ruin his life by accusing him of rape…almost certainly actually did rape her.  

Just keep that in mind.

chekhovandowl:

tastefullyoffensive:

Illustrated Dad Jokes by @swatercolour

Previously: Funny and Cute Illustrations by Jaco Haasbroek

rblogging for reference.

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